Rolling With It

Yesterday, I passed a test, I think.

First, I managed to lock myself out of the library at which I am the sole employee. Specifically, I left the key in my car, which my husband borrowed and then failed to return at the expected time. When I went to get the spare key, the keeper was also late for work, so instead of being 10 minutes late and opening on time, I wound up being 45 minutes late, and opening half and hour after I was supposed to. “How is this a test?” you ask. Well, here is my take: I did not get all freaked out, creating a blamestorm on my husband who changed his Saturday routine without warning me, while driving my car. (I might have gnashed my teeth a bit.) And when I found myself sitting outside the wrong library at opening time, still waiting for rescue, I realized, “This situation is out of my control. There is no point in getting my knickers in a knot. Something will happen, and then something else will happen, and I don’t know what those somethings are.”

And, unsurprisingly, somebody eventually showed up, handed me a key, and I went and opened the other branch. I even laughed about something completely unrelated on the drive from the one library to the other. It could have been a very bad hour of my life, and it wasn’t.

Also, the keys to the library will now hang on the hook with all the other keys.

Test the second went like this: There is a Celebration in my life this week… something about being married 15 years. So, we made dinner reservations. I don’t know when I last had a dinner reservation, and we decided to spring for the best restaurant in town. I was going to completely go against my norm and have (vegetarians cover your eyes)… lamb. I miss lamb. I like chickpeas, tempeh makes me sing, and I can do marvelous things with eggs and cheese. But I was going to be deliberately… oh, something. Decadent. ‘Cause I’ll be darned if I’ll eat the pasta primavera again.

Only when we turned up, we found out that they were having their “vegan and raw food” night. Ha ha. Nice one, universe. We stayed. We ate. We were ravenous. It is my opinion that they had made the mistake that I see the unfamiliar make with vegan food. Not enough fat! Not enough calories! No protein! A portobello mushroom only has 70 calories in it. Needs nuts! Or a tahini dressing! Or half an avocado! Please, gods, more food! (Or it’s possible that the portions are just really small at fancy restaurants, since we once had to get pizza on the way home from a 9-course meal. And I generally can only eat half the meal at a regular restaurant. I once ate for two days off a single breakfast from an American diner. It’s a mystery. Do rich people need less to eat? Do they live on air and cheerios, like two-year-olds? Or are they all sneaking off for pizza, too?)

Anyway, so, that didn’t work out so well. We stopped at the grocery store and picked up a chocolate cheesecake and some chicken wings to go with the very nice wine that was had treated ourselves to. (We had geared up for the transgression. We were having it, darn it!) Much laughter ensued, and we assured ourselves that we can get a perfectly lovely vegetarian meal at our own house. Lamb not required.

Eat Those Dandelions

Tonight we foraged in our yard. At least partly.

The menu this evening was quiche made with dandelion greens, fresh basil that has been growing in a pot in our living room since February, and eggs from our chickens. Thanks are due to one of my friends, who recommended blanching the leaves. Last time I tried this, they were so bitter I couldn’t eat them. The keys to dandelion greens are:

  1. Gather your greens from a location that isn’t sprayed.
  2. Pick the smallest leaves, preferably from plants that doesn’t have flowers yet.
  3. Wash them really well.
  4. Blanch before stirfrying or adding to any recipe that you would make with spinach or other bitter greens.
  5. You might want to taste them first, as my husband just looked over my shoulder and said, “I still thought that they were too bitter.” Taste being what it is.

We also had a pot of dandelion coffee with our meal. (The link goes to the directions we followed to turn a weed into a coffee substitute.)

We also had the last rhubarb out of the freezer for dessert, just in time for replenishing. Spring is a’comin. I even was so brave as to plant pepper seeds in the coldframe this afternoon and weed around the (wee baby) asparagus shoots. I may have eaten one of them directly off the plant. Shhh… don’t tell my family.

In about two weeks, the dandelions will have completely taken over the front yard, so it’s a good thing that we have learned how to turn them into a food source. As it happens, they are also the most important early food source for the bees. We have attempted to make wine from them, but we haven’t had success in recent years, largely due to neglect of the wine-making. I’m hoping that someday, when my bees become plentiful and productive, and I’m making honey wine, I’ll be able to try the dandelion wine again.

And in the meantime, a song about dandelions! (I *think* it always plays the Dandelion song when the page loads. Otherwise, you can pick it from the dropdown list on the left side. Also, she’s on tour right now, check the listings!)

The Elitism Question

“Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.” Michael Pollan’s advice on what to eat from the New York Times, which has turned out to be surprisingly controversial.

Real food? Everybody knows that’s just for the wealthy elite… Berkshire pork and morels at $180 an ounce, right? Something like that… certainly no relevance to the average North American family. Completely ungrounded in any class analysis, exclusive purview of the Land Rover set.

But what if I told you that my focus on Real Food comes out of a Marxist and Weberian analysis of how “the elite” maintain their collective advantages in society? My concerns with the industrial food system start with the displacement of indigenous people to provide cash crops, increasingly for the purposes of providing animal feed for the developed world. I observe that the industrial agricultural system requires a perpetual resource war that perpetuates cycles of violence and repression in oil-rich but democracy-poor countries all over the world. And one of my central claims is that we don’t have the right to impoverish the entire rest of the world so that we don’t have to confront the depth of inequity in North American culture. Would you still weigh my piddly little excuse for a farm against the actions of Walmart, Cargill, and Monsanto and declare me the bad guy? You can if you want to; there’s nothing I can do to stop you. I just want to be clear what it is that you are rejecting when you slap the “Elite and therefore irrelevant” label on the entire movement for Real Food.

What we are doing here, at this stage, is rebuilding capacity. Social justice is a significant motivational component of the movement, but from my own perspective, it is becoming pragmatic. I don’t want this to come to revolution, and I don’t want to witness (or suffer from) mass starvation on the streets of North America. Famine is the normal state of human affairs, and we are not well-adapted, having grown larger than people in previous generations and requiring  more to eat as a result. What is worse, many of us live in loosely-connected non-communities, with little resilience or self-sufficiency. We are catastrophe waiting to happen.

The industrial food system may be the crowning achievement of global capitalism, but it happens to also be utterly unsustainable. It does feed more people than ever before, but it does so only so long as the oil keeps flowing. It is capital intensive, and has almost entirely displaced labour, which makes it incredibly susceptible to economic “downturns,” and contractions, and depressions. The products are traded on the international commodity markets, making it into something that can be manipulated for profit, even while people are starving… sometimes the very people who grew and harvested the food in the first place… sometimes off land that they used to work for the benefit of their own families, who no longer have access to adequate nutrition. It is a system that asks us to weigh the needs of the North American poor against those of the global poor, and turn a blind eye to the consequences of its failure to adequately address any of those needs. It is the system that is corrupt and immoral; “The Poor” (as though this is some monolithic group) are largely powerless within it. Frankly, “The Elite” that are such common targets of this criticism are even pretty far down the power structure. Really, how many Ivy League English professors do you think sit on the boards of the major multinational companies? No, this is a situation in which the system can keep us fighting amongst ourselves, thus keeping us from doing anything to actually address the problems in which we are enmeshed.

And into this slow-motion disaster steps the “Real Food” movement. Because at the same time that our population has grown, and the individual members of it have become larger, and the overall flow of energy has increased, we have lost many of the basic preindustrial technologies that turn plants and animals into food, from putting seed in the ground, right down to cooking the final product. We (in large, giant, enormous chicken factories) don’t bother to keep roosters, and we’ve developed breeds of chickens that lay absurd quantities of eggs, but don’t have any mothering instincts, so can’t turn those eggs into a next generation without industrial levels of human intervention. We have no way of planting or harvesting grains that doesn’t involve house-sized pieces of heavy equipment. If any of us happened upon a bag of grain, almost none of us would be able to make something edible out of it. These are not just interesting hobbies for those with the time and energy to devote to them.

These are the tools of survival, and we don’t have them.

Which brings us back around to class. I am fully aware that we are talking about survival on completely different time scales. Most weeks in my house, the groceries aren’t an issue. We have those weeks where an extra bill comes due, or the car breaks down, or somebody needs a trip to the dentist or a prescription, but we have a well-stocked pantry to carry us through those things. I know that puts us in a lucky and rare category in the world. So when one of “us” (let’s say ‘food activists’) says that most of what is in the grocery store “isn’t food”, it can be taken as a purely aesthetic claim, that we are judging, dismissing the reality of those who have no choice but to purchase whatever is on cheapest sale this week. Believe me, I’ve been there. I’ve cried at the grocery store, and it wasn’t over fancy cheese. But it also wasn’t recently. I know that in this deeply and profoundly unfair world, I’m pretty near the top of the heap. I’m able to consider survival on the time scale of my lifetime, or the lifetimes of several generations, because my immediate needs are pretty much taken care of (at the moment).

So what do I use that for? I could simply claim that in some way the way things are reflects the natural order of things, take what I can and leave the rest to their own devices. I could use my education to make a lot of money. Really. I’ve got some pretty weird skills, some of which pay pretty well. But I’ve chosen to work for a better world, which includes access to real food produced in a way that doesn’t jeopardize our ability to have any food at all in 20 years. I try to figure out ways to allow more people to eat better without bankrupting the entire rural economy or outsourcing all our environmental contaminants to people still further down the power ladder.

Let me be perfectly clear: It is not the fault of anybody trapped in this system, but the system as a whole must be up for criticism. Because it is not morally neutral, and to claim that it is, is to ignore the suffering inflicted by these processes. This is a system that is violent from one end to the other, starting with the expropriation of land from peasants the world over, and ending with food deserts in North American urban centres, with stops along the way for poisoning the air, land, and sea, normalizing cruelty to animals, and marginalizing and impoverishing the few farm labourers that remain. It is an enormous fraction of our externalizing economy, which provides for the few at the expense of the many, including future generations. So, yes… feed your children, but please don’t demand that I do nothing to challenge the impacts. I’m trying to make sure that there is a planet for them to inherit.

I don’t get paid for this work. We break even (maybe) on the eggs and the veggies. The writing has all been done for free, along with workshops, and the work to keep the farmers markets going in a wet, cold, climate in one of the poorest parts of Canada. I do this in solidarity with the peasants of the global south as represented by Vandana Shiva and La Via Campesina. I do it to remember rural farmers trying to figure out how to do the right thing in the face of “get big or get out”, and urban farmers who are building local foodsheds in cities all over North America. We are quietly (or not so quietly) weaving a safety net beneath a culture that we fear is on the brink of collapse, in hope that the fall will be more gentle. And yes, I’m doing it on land that is paid for by my husband’s decent professional salary, in time that I can (sort of) afford to lose, on the back of more than a decade of post-secondary education. On land, I might add, for which the native population has almost certainly not been adequately compensated. But please, don’t look at my $4-a-dozen eggs (collected from hens that roam freely and for whom my partner recently vaulted a six-foot fence to chase off the fox), please don’t look and say, “That woman cares nothing for the poor.”

For more information on radical approaches to Real Food, check out the Civil Eats website, particularly the parts about food access. That’s where the link goes. Or Navdanya International, for a global perspective.

Faster Food

Feeling contrary and sick, I don’t want to talk about the election or Osama bin Laden today, so I’m going to talk about food instead.

Here is my strategy for using convenience foods that don’t have extra ingredients to put dinner on the table in under half an hour. These are not gourmet meals, but they are faster, healthier, and cheaper than take out.

Choose one from column A, one from column B, and one or more from column C. Seasoning variations to follow.

Column A: Proteins Column B: Starches Column C: Veggies
Red lentils
Tofu
Eggs
Cheese
Canned beans
Frozen shrimp
Salmon
Chicken legs
White rice
Whole grain pasta
Quinoa
Barley
Millet
Potatoes
Whole grain tortillas
Bagels
Already made bread
Already made brown rice
Biscuits, if you are feeling daring!
Broccoli
Cauliflower
Pepper strips
Baby carrots
Cucumber
The veggie your kids will eat
Frozen mixed veggies
Frozen stir-fry veggies
(best convenience food of all time!)

Apart from the chicken legs, the starch almost always takes the longest to cook, so my process goes:

1. Decide which protein and how you are going to cook it.

The oven tends to be the slowest, but salmon will be done in about 12 – 15 minutes at 350. Extra firm tofu, cubed and seasoned with soy, garlic, ginger, and whatever else you like also takes about 10 – 15 minutes. However, unless you are baking chicken legs, move on to step 2 after you make this decision. The chicken legs are the only thing on this list that takes the whole 30 minutes (or even 40 if they are very large), so season them and put them in the oven before moving on.

2. Pick starch and get it going.

Potatoes can go in the microwave and will be done in under 10 minutes. If you have the time, or want them mashed, you can peel or wash and chop them, and put them on to bring them to a boil. Turns out that you can turn off the heat when they come to the boil and leave them on the burner. They’ll be done in about 10 minutes with no more heat. This might be useful when camping, or if you have to run the A/C to take away your extra kitchen heat.

Rice, millet, quinoa and barley all take about 20 minutes, so put the water on for them first.

3. Now that the starch is cooking away, deal with the protein

Chop and season tofu, or crack and beat eggs (for omelette, scrambled eggs, or frittata). Put the lentils on to boil (5 -1/2 cups water to 2 cups of lentils). Season the salmon. Grate the cheese. For quesadillas, mash the beans. Don’t take more than about 2 minutes on the prep work! Keep moving, we’re on a deadline, here!

4. Move on to the vegetable almost as soon as you are done with the protein.

In case this is all too much to take in at once, let me give you a couple of examples. I managed to put together a complete meal of rice, dahl, and steamed broccoli in 22 minutes the other day. I know ’cause I live-tweeted it. It looked like this:

  1. Put on water for rice and lentils at the same time. (2 pots of water!)
  2. While those are coming to a boil, chop an onion.
  3. Put rice and lentils into the boiling water. Cover the rice, don’t cover the lentils, because they always boil over.
  4. Chop broccoli and place directly into steamer
  5. Put steamer over another pot of water, although you might be able to get away with putting it over the lentils.
  6. Fry the onion with curry powder over a medium heat while everything else finishes cooking. After the lentils are cooked, put the seasoned onions into the cooked lentils.
  7. Voila!

Another version: Black bean quesadillas with raw veggies

  1. Oh! Tortillas don’t need any prep unless you want to heat them. Yay!
  2. Mash beans with salsa that you already have and add grated cheese to taste
  3. For each quesadilla, spread bean and cheese mixture over a tortilla and cover with another one (or fold in half). We used to fry these in a pan, but discovered that they only take about 3 minutes under the broiler, flipped once. The only delay here is that you can only do one cookie sheet at a time. Make liberal use of the timer, because you are going to be multi-tasking to chop veggies while you are tending the quesadillas.
  4. Serve with baby carrots, sliced cucumbers etc.

Third option: The time-consuming one

  1. Slather the chicken with soy sauce, rub on a large quantity of grated ginger and put it in the oven at 375. It’s a little hotter than normal, but you’re going to add baking, so the higher temperature is a compromise.
  2. Mix up biscuits and cut them into rectangles. You can have a pre-made biscuit mix if you really want to, but you can make biscuits completely from scratch in about 3 minutes. Skip the fussy cookie cutter and you’ll save re-rolling and picky cutting out time.
  3. Throw the biscuits in the oven on the other rack. Probably the lower one, since they want a slightly higher temperature.
  4. Stir fry the frozen veggies on top of the stove and add whatever your preferred seasoning is. OK. The biscuits aren’t quite aligned with the rest of the meal… rice would be more normal. Really, the biscuits are just showing off, because I have discovered that you can cook almost anything at 375 if you are desperate. :)

This approach gives nigh-infinite variations, and for picky eaters, it can also be tailored by adding the seasonings (soy sauce, salsa, garam masala, dips and sauces) at the last minute, or to half of two trays in the oven. Using this strategy, (and having had a fair amount of practice), I generally can make dinner in less time than it would take me to argue with the kids to get them into the car in the first place.

Ice Cream Dreaming

Today’s Daily Prompt was:

Describe the unhealthiest meal you’ve ever eaten. How did you feel afterwards?

I probably can’t dredge up the True Answer to this question, being the one that could be verified by friends and family. It probably includes nachos, though. I will, nonetheless, tell you about my favourite unhealthy meal, because it is near and dear to my heart.

I am, in general, pretty good about my diet. My sister (who is now a raw-food and sprout advocate) in a past life referred to me as, “the broccoli sister.” So when I tell you that I had ice cream for dinner, it needs to be placed in context. And in this case, the context was, I had ice cream on a doughnut the size of a dinner plate. And I loved it. (In case you also want to partake in this peculiar food-like object, I believe it is generally called a funnel cake.)

What was particularly decadent about this “dinner” was the fact that I did not have to share it, I did not have to defend it, nobody looked askance at me, and because I was honest with myself about what I really wanted, I did not attempt to disguise this ridiculously large quantity of sugar and fat as dessert after eating a full meal. Let me recommend this: if you know that what you really want is dessert, just once in a long while, skip dinner. Go straight for the dessert. Because JUST dessert is usually not too much, but all of that PLUS dessert usually is. At least in my experience.

So, to what did I owe this decadent dinner-without-dinner? It was the final hedonic plank in a solo trip to Canada’s Wonderland. If you would never consider going to an amusement park alone, let me just outline the benefits: 1. No negotiation on what to do next. Three roller coasters followed by a long saunter? No problem. That crazy flippy-upside-down thingy? Sure! Drop of doom? Um… Um… OK. I guess. And nobody complains if you stand and look at it for 15 minutes before you decide. 2. No waiting around for your friends to get off the ride that they went to so that you can all decide what to do next. 3. Great opportunities for people watching when you are not having a conversation while waiting in line. 4. You know when they have one spot left on the ride, and they have to go 25 or 30 people back in the line to find the person who is willing to take it rather than ride with their friend? That could be you. 5. Also, though, sometimes its just nice to be alone in a crowd. Or at least, I enjoy it. Can be very meditative in a strange detached sort of way.

And that is how, in that bizarre adrenaline-infused meditative state, The Broccoli Sister found herself saying, “I’m at an amusement park without my children! I’m totally having ice cream for supper! And hey, throw in that giant doughnut while you’re at it.”

The Vital White Sauce

I have been teaching my children to cook since they were very small. It is one of the greatest gifts I can imagine giving them, since it is a skill that leads to cheaper food, more control over their preferences, and healthier eating. Even if they cook something high in fat and sugar, it won’t begin to rival most prepared foods in potential health damage. I’ve been thinking about what constitutes basic cooking skills, and I think that we need to reach higher to reintegrate things that are currently considered advanced, and bring them back to the daily kitchen.

For example, I have frequently claimed that making a white sauce is the only useful thing I learned in junior high. It’s not quite true: I can think of two other things I learned in junior high, and they were both from Home Ec as well. I’m sure I learned other things in those three years, but these are the skills that I remember learning. (The other two were 1. not overmixing muffins, which is also useful for pancakes and biscuits, and 2. taking in a ruffle, which is good for seam easement, joining curves, and setting in sleeves.)

I’m not going to give a guide to making white sauce, because there are many other places to learn that already. For example, there is a very nice video here that demonstrates the basic technique:

Now that you know that, you’ve got limitless potential. Because you can substitute, add, season, and make all kinds of other sauces starting with that skill. Here is a list of 5 variations on a white sauce:

  1. A la vongole (that’s clams for the English among us): Add garlic to the butter before the flour goes in and fry it briefly, not to brown, just translucent. If you are using canned clams, use the juice from the clams in place of the first portion of milk, and add milk to get to the right consistency. After the sauce is complete, add the clams. If you are using steamed clams, use the steaming water/wine, as long as it isn’t sandy.
  2. Cheese sauce: After the white sauce is complete, add enough cheese to make you happy. This can be poured over macaroni or used on cauliflower. Use straight up or bake until bubbly.
  3. Mushroom wine sauce: fry mushrooms until soft in the butter (again, before you add the flour). You can either use a small number of mushrooms, or increase the amount of butter and take the mushrooms out while you make the sauce. Here’s the beauty: you can use red wine entirely in place of the milk and get a completely different sauce, but the technique is exactly the same.
  4. Garlic (as in 1). Parmesan (as in 2). Dash of cream if you want to boost the fat content. Yum. Alfredo sauce.
  5. Vegan: You can start with olive oil and flour to make your roux. It will still thicken. I have made sauces with veggie stock, and with soy milk, and they come out fine, but different. The stock makes a translucent sauce, but it still tastes great and makes a good base for pasta toppings, or casseroles. Don’t use vanilla soy milk by accident. Trust me, it’s weird. Although you could probably make an interesting dessert sauce this way, starting with something blander than olive oil and adding a bit of powdered sugar or cocoa… ooooh. Now I’ve got a whole new batch of ideas.

See? The options are limited only by your imagination. Most useful cooking skill, ever!

Menu According to Four-Year Old

You may have caught the quick pass on twitter/fb: My youngest child turned four today. We had a good time, low key. He got a new Wii game and spent a larger time than normal playing computer games. (Dora Saves the Crystal Kingdom!) and stayed up way too late reading.

In the grand tradition of birthdays at our house, the person-of-honour gets to tell us what we’re having for dinner. As a result, tonight we had:

  • Chicken nuggets (usually only obtained on long drives or extraordinarily busy evenings including desperate trips for fast food)
  • Perogies
  • Pepper strips (green and red)
  • Baby carrots
  • Grapes
  • Blueberries
  • Chocolate cake

It was a remarkably pleasant meal. I think I’m going to start to get the kids to plan meals more often, even if it does mean giving up a little on the “rules of the road.” I’m going to stick to my guns about not making chicken nuggets part of the regular rotation, though.

(I’m late getting this to press even though it was written on time, b/c I was called away for snuggles and fell asleep putting the kids to bed for the third time.)

Very Strange Ingredients, Indeed

These are a few of my favourite things. (The obvious filk is left as an exercise to the reader, as is the ensuing discussion of whether this type of parody does, in fact, count as a filk.)

Ramen with seaweed, miso paste and tofu.
Rice balls stuffed with ume boshi plums.
Sweet kombu relish.
Dried gourd and shiitake mushrooms reconstituted in warm dashi stock.

This is not the typical North American diet, even for the odder foodie sorts among us. I shared an office for some time with a man from Vietnam, and after several discussions about what was for dinner, he finally asked me, “Don’t you ever just roast a chicken?” Well. Sometimes. Last night we had a birthday party for a confirmed carnivore, and we roasted a pork loin, and served it with baked potatoes and steamed broccoli. But, when dinner is up to me, I am more likely to reach for the following box :

Not all the “exotic” ingredients make it into this box. It is primarily filled with things that must be obtained from elsewhere, like Toronto, or Halifax. The inventory at present is:

  • wakame, nori, kombu, dulse
  • Dried gourd (kampyo)
  • Bonito flakes
  • Wonyee tiny fungus
  • Black fungus

We appear to be out of shiitake mushrooms, and the dried seaweed/sesame sprinkles, which detracts from my favourite fast food. (Scrambled eggs with nori and sprinkles on brown rice with sesame oil and soy sauce.)

Several of these items (plus the red miso paste in my fridge) came from the trip my parents took to visit my brother, who is living near his wife’s family in Japan. When he got married, the two families catered the meal. There were Japanese finger foods (including sushi) and lasagna. His mother-in-law was impressed with the lasagna, and asked for the recipe. She looked it over and wasn’t entirely certain, but she thought that she could get the oregano and mozzarella from the international food store. Even though they were very strange ingredients, indeed.

But is it Technology?

My daughter and I were working on her social studies project last night about technologies that are important to her. She had to have 10 pictures to paste onto a piece of paper, and to be able to talk about why she picked them. She quite quickly looked around our house and recognized that pretty much… well… everything in our house would count, other than the cats and the plants. What with one thing and another, we didn’t get the photos taken and printed, so we finally resorted to cutting out pictures from the flyers. It was pretty simple as tasks go: she would name a technology from the house and we would look for pictures of them. Chairs, lamps, kitchen appliances, TV… all simple.

We had a little trouble with finding a book, until I remembered that we had a school book order kicking around.

Then she got to the supermarket flyers. “What about juice?” she asked.

Hrm. What about juice? Made in a factory, concentrated, flavour packs added. Juice probably fits the broad definition, but maybe not for a grade 2 project. “How about juice boxes?” I suggested. We went searching for a more specific picture. It looked pretty much like this:

Then she pointed at a head of broccoli. “That’s not a technology, right?” “No. Broccoli is not a technology.”

She’s seven. I didn’t want to confuse things. But secretly I was thinking, “Hybrid broccoli, grown by industrial methods, shipped to a supermarket in Cape Breton in January. That sounds a lot like technology to me.”

Cheese, comma, pictures of.

I was having a hard day of writing earlier in the week, and I wrote (in an early draft of one of my posts), “It’s OK. If this doesn’t work out, I can just post a picture of a cheese tray or something.” Then I realised that I do, in fact, have a recent picture of a cheese tray made by a lovely librarian friend of mine for our solstice party.

And so, without further ado, a picture of a cheese tray. Tres chic. Tres sculptural. Tres cheesy.

Gruyere, Havarti and 2 Year old Cheddar, if you were wondering. It was a precursor to the vegetarian moussaka, which also contained cheese:

And the baked brie (which, like the moussaka, looked better before we ate it.) You guessed it, more cheese:

Baked brie, after the mice.

And then we rolled home. Or to bed, depending on where we needed to finish the evening.

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